There you go. Thank you.
Katniss, the only person who mutters "My God, this is awful" when, above all, no one is killed.
When the affair ends, Katniss is invited to join the rebel troops besieging the only remaining access to the fortress: a railway. She is to shoot a propaganda video there (don't make me repeat the other horrible word), when suddenly, a noise comes from the tunnel: a train is coming out, very slowly! And it is lined with civilians who have come to surrender! Quickly, the rebels take up positions around the convoy as it stops, and disarm the civilians who… what do you mean? The civilians came to surrender with weapons in their hands? I… but? What the hell is this? Armed civilians? Is that only me who is shocked?
The fact remains that the civilians descend, but one of them refuses to drop his pistol. This greatly angers the rebels, and ends up provoking their first shot.
" Naa ...
" Don't move, you wood pig ," the civilian suddenly exclaims, standing up and sticking the barrel of his gun in Katniss's face. " Give me one reason not to kill you! "
"You're surrounded by 250 armed men, who are just watching and drooling because the production forgot them, but if you kill me, you're dead?"
"If you kill me, do I think they'll also shoot the other civilians in retaliation?"
"I'm one of the people who insisted on this escape tunnel?"
"I played in X-Men, if you like,
But no: instead, Katniss launches into a speech worthy of a Facebook image below a " like and share " message. Essentially, she tells him that we're all friends, that this is great, that this is all the fault of the evil President Snow buy phone number list in the Capitol, and that he's the one who needs to be crushed. And that the important thing in life is love and friendship.
So everyone sheds big tears, legs trembling while the rebel propaganda film crew broadcasts this magical moment live, commenting on it all with words like "emotion", "generosity", "authentic", "sincerity" and other terms from the Mongoloid vocabulary of the PAF.
Except that suddenly, elsewhere in the crowd of civilians, one of them jumps out, pulls out a gun, and sticks a big dope in Mother Katniss, which doesn't do her any good. She collapses, muttering " Musselshot
", shortly before the rebels shoot the villain on the spot.Is Katniss dead?
Well, let's jump to the Capitol, where we find President Snow at a table with his closest advisors, who are making a toast to the images of Katniss receiving her prune.
"A toast!
" "Yessss!
" "And by the way, a toast to what, General Toupourix?
" "Hmmm... to... uh... to Katniss's death? I haven't studied, it's not fair!
" "No. As long as the rebels don't use her as propaganda, she's not dead."
