Lets you identify which faction someone belongs

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Lets you identify which faction someone belongs

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You read that right. Not only do the supervillains not care about running into the leader of the good guys they fought throughout the previous installment, but he won't appear again in the film. You'd think he'd try to do something, fight back, avenge his faction, take down Jeanine... no. He's probably staying here raising chickens and playing poker with squirrels. Great. Really. Diego, kiddo, we're going to have to make a double helping of schnouf when we get home.

Even Johannah, a Fraternal, turns her back on Marcus and doesn't care. Sorry, Marcus. Nobody likes you.
Johannah, for her part, is going to inquire about what the Badacieux want.

“  Listen, guys, here, we grow carrots, get high on ganja, and play the djembe by phone number library the fire. Why bother us?
” “We're looking for the Divergents, Madam. Cooperate, and we'll leave promptly.
” “And how are you going to recognize them? Not all of them are stupid enough to get a tattoo of them on their back. And I'm just saying that randomly, of course, eh, hehe.
” “Well, guess what, we have a new technology: a portable scanner that to, or if they're Divergent, just by passing it in front of someone's face.
” “Oh really? Well, shit! In the previous installment, to find out which faction someone belonged to, you had to give them a super test, inject them with liquid, make them take a test… it was even kind of the theme of the film since this super complex and symbolic test revealed to the heroine that she was Divergent!”
– Yes, well now we have this.
– And you invented and produced it – without workers! – in less than what? Two weeks? A month since the previous film?
– Rah, but shh at the end! Come on, scan these beggars for me ! 

And the scanning of beggars begins. Among them, we find a few vaguely divergent ones (because yes, we are divergent with a percentage, like "10% divergent" while no one has a percentage like "10% sincere." No. You're Fraternal? You're necessarily 0% Sincere. So a big bastard, in fact? This thing is really completely stupid), who are immediately arrested and taken away. But Jean-Jacques senses that something is being hidden from him. Like, for example, Johannah, who doesn't move, as if to prevent him from coming to inspect his office. Jean-Jacques thinks she must be hiding some Divergents, and so pushes her aside to pass.
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