The monolith's breast

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"  Haaan, I'm going to throw the car keys in there!  " exclaims Richard, Jane's assistant's assistant, and incidentally, Jar Jar Binks for hire.

Obviously, then, the keys don't reappear. What a laugh. I had to ask my neighbors to hold my sides because I was laughing so hard. Then I asked them to pull really hard, hoping to die, but it didn't work. I'll have to be more cunning next time.

Anyway. Jane decides to separate from the rest of the group to explore the building in search of other portals. But in doing so, of course, she accidentally passes through one... and finds herself deep in a cave, with next to her, oh well, a large monolith! And as she approaches, she sees a scarlet liquid stirring within it (, eh, let's be reasonable): the Aether! Except that as soon as she is close enough, the liquid spurts out and melts on her, trying to invade her...

…and Jane wakes up in a corner of the abandoned factory, thinking that buy phone number list phew, it was all just a bad dream! So she leaves the building, and is very surprised to find it surrounded by the police: Darcy explains to her that it is because everyone is looking for her, Jane has in fact disappeared for no less than 5 hours! Darcy, after having called to cancel the Abduction Alert and the hawk plan, then notes other strange things:

First of all, the London rain that is falling right now seems not to be falling on Jane, nor in a 3-meter circle around her, which is unusual, I agree.
Then, suddenly, a blond guy with a red cape and a magic hammer falls from the sky: THOR!
It's really raining like crazy these days. However, an emotional reunion is in order.

"Thor! Oh, Thor, why are you only coming back now? I missed you so much! I thought of you every time I listened to Sabine Paturel, you know, 'You don't agree, you have Thor, it's too bad, I'll bite!'"
– Um… surely? Listen, I was on a mission to pacify the nine kingdoms watched over by Asgard, it was taking up my time. But don't worry, I asked Heimdall to watch over you.
– Listen, Thor, that's nice, but knowing that a big black guy is watching me while I'm in the shower or taking a poop is actually pretty unromantic. But why did you come back today in particular?
– Heimdall had lost you. You disappeared for a few hours, which is impossible, as nothing can escape his gaze! 
– No, but it's okay, it's handled. I went through a magic portal, found myself face to face with a big rock, and then I was attacked by some kind of hentai-loving liquid. But it's okay.