AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THE TWELVE SPACE COPS BEHIND JUPITER?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:56 am
For added subtlety, the ship the villains use to kidnap the princess is shaped like a dragon.
After giving Titus a slap, Caine retrieves Jupiter and brings her back aboard the police ship. He is informed that Titus will be punished for his crime, and that in the meantime, she will be taken back to Earth, her home. A little depressed by the events, Jupiter agrees and the whole little team sets off. Yes, but just as she enters the family home accompanied by her new friends, Jupiter comes face to face with... Lord Ricola's men!
“ Where is my family?” the beauty screamed.
“Oh… don’t worry. If you follow us and surrender Earth, Lord Ricola will make buy bulk sms service sure nothing happens to them. ”
Good.
By that I mean: more or less admitting that you serve Lord Ricola, that he's kidnapped people from a planet that no longer belongs to him, and that he's using them to blackmail the local empress, wouldn't that be vaguely illegal, by any chance? Shouldn't the police just arrest them, or even directly blast them in the face, just to teach them some manners? No. Instead, they drool and make throaty noises while Jupiter agrees. But the police are allowed to follow Jupiter, but from a distance! That's really too cool.
So Jupiter leaves in the bad guys' ship, and Commander Patulacci's cruiser follows. But as they head towards the planet Jupiter, they have to go through a sort of vortex to get through the atmosphere... which closes right after the bad guys and Jupiter pass by! So the police are stuck outside. Will they alert their HQ, by chance? No.
No, they'll just stay there and do nothing.
Caine is depressed on board, but not as depressed as the average viewer. So he does all the usual depressed lycanth stuff: he loses his goatee, urinates on Captain Patulacci's couch, and even screams in his basket. Sean Bean, touched by this spectacle, comes to find him.
“ You thought you’d found your pack, a family, what, with this Jupiter?”
– Wif wif woof.
– I understand. Except for what you just said about the concept of individual freedoms, or my opinion differs. But I wanted to tell you: Jupiter is here. On Jupiter. Hee hee… Jupiter is on Jupiter… it reminds me of a porno that… no, wait. I wanted to tell you! She’s right under that damned vortex that leads to the secret base of the evil Lord Ricola. So you can stay here and cry. Or go down and beat the bad guy’s ass. ”
After giving Titus a slap, Caine retrieves Jupiter and brings her back aboard the police ship. He is informed that Titus will be punished for his crime, and that in the meantime, she will be taken back to Earth, her home. A little depressed by the events, Jupiter agrees and the whole little team sets off. Yes, but just as she enters the family home accompanied by her new friends, Jupiter comes face to face with... Lord Ricola's men!
“ Where is my family?” the beauty screamed.
“Oh… don’t worry. If you follow us and surrender Earth, Lord Ricola will make buy bulk sms service sure nothing happens to them. ”
Good.
By that I mean: more or less admitting that you serve Lord Ricola, that he's kidnapped people from a planet that no longer belongs to him, and that he's using them to blackmail the local empress, wouldn't that be vaguely illegal, by any chance? Shouldn't the police just arrest them, or even directly blast them in the face, just to teach them some manners? No. Instead, they drool and make throaty noises while Jupiter agrees. But the police are allowed to follow Jupiter, but from a distance! That's really too cool.
So Jupiter leaves in the bad guys' ship, and Commander Patulacci's cruiser follows. But as they head towards the planet Jupiter, they have to go through a sort of vortex to get through the atmosphere... which closes right after the bad guys and Jupiter pass by! So the police are stuck outside. Will they alert their HQ, by chance? No.
No, they'll just stay there and do nothing.
Caine is depressed on board, but not as depressed as the average viewer. So he does all the usual depressed lycanth stuff: he loses his goatee, urinates on Captain Patulacci's couch, and even screams in his basket. Sean Bean, touched by this spectacle, comes to find him.
“ You thought you’d found your pack, a family, what, with this Jupiter?”
– Wif wif woof.
– I understand. Except for what you just said about the concept of individual freedoms, or my opinion differs. But I wanted to tell you: Jupiter is here. On Jupiter. Hee hee… Jupiter is on Jupiter… it reminds me of a porno that… no, wait. I wanted to tell you! She’s right under that damned vortex that leads to the secret base of the evil Lord Ricola. So you can stay here and cry. Or go down and beat the bad guy’s ass. ”