The fish is a completely emo animal

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And poof poof magic, God disappears, leaving Moses alone with the vague impression that in fact, this entire first half of the film has served absolutely no purpose if we believe God's logic.

God, who can therefore use the Konami code in abundance in his large part of Sims that is reality, begins to use his superpowers to make the Egyptians understand that... that what, anyway? No, because if I were Egyptian and supernatural catastrophes suddenly fell on my face without explanation, perhaps I would say to myself "  It's the gods who are not happy country email list because these infidel Hebrews can burn our convoys and humiliate us in front of the royal palace, nobody cares! It's time to react and kill them all!  " but hey, it's a detail. God should have thought of putting subtitles to his divine punishments. But I digress.

Because the very next day, strange things happen. Thus, fishermen who are on the river are suddenly attacked by crocodiles who go crazy. And who not only kill the fishermen but also devour each other, a bit like socialist party activists the day before a congress. And it's the same for the fish and others: they all commit suicide by bleeding. Don't ask me how, knowing that they don't have teeth, maybe they open their veins with reeds and their little fins, in any case, they manage it. (I lack the time and Photoshop talent to make you a "The World of Emo" poster to support my words, but my heart is in it). As a result, many corpses float on the Nile, which turns red with blood thanks to the magic power of God who can make animals go crazy (I suppose he has some kind of divine laser pointer) or depressed (here, he just makes them watch French films).

The Egyptians are in a real pickle! What the hell is this red Nile? It's disgusting! Ah, canoeing and kayaking tourism is going to drop, that's for sure!

But God doesn't stop there: he has other disasters in his bag.

Since God is not the type to negotiate either: rather than appearing to Ramses to tell him to calm down, he continues to appear to a shepherd. His practical sense alone explains the existence of the platypus or the Bogdanoff brothers.

But, disasters, then. So, while Ramses asks his high priestess Marguerite to magically purify the Nile (which only works moderately, as if she were better at prophecy than alchemy at priestess school), the situation worsens. Because now the river frogs, who hadn't committed suicide because they didn't have a TV, start leaping out of the putrid waters to dash into the cities and infest houses and water supplies. Which is very annoying!

Ramses continues to stand firm. All these bad omens won't change his mind! They're just frogs, for God's sake!

So God sends the mash back.

Now, it is flies that infest Egypt to the point that eating becomes a difficult exercise, unless you do it next to a huge flyswatter, or a police commissioner.