No one knows about the other loops
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 6:05 am
Yes, or another option: if you kill a groundhog, remember to smear yourselves with its blood, children. That way we can restart this final mission with a save at the entrance of the level, if I may say so. And it will therefore be all the easier. But again, it's a detail: after all, it's only what changed the fate of Rita and Bill and humanity's last chance. I understand that we can forget.
But anyway: the troupe enters the Louvre after many spectacular adventures, some buy bulk sms service heroically sacrifice themselves, and in the end only Rita and Bill remain (oh my!), Rita not hesitating to give Bill a big slap in the face in the middle of a critical situation to say that yes, well, all the same, he didn't steal her kiss, and that yes, right now, they have nothing else to do. Besides, the scriptwriter must have forgotten that apart from Bill,so for Rita, today is the first time she meets our hero, and she who is super cold and professional should therefore not really sink into this kind of prim and proper with a virtual stranger, but hey, there again, eh, well, say, ho. Let's just say that all these poupoupes and this big marmot, it really excited them. But in any case, she's going to create a diversion to take the marmot and the poupoulves to a corner while Bill rushes towards the omega. Rita dies in the process, and to be honest, Bill too, since if he manages to send a whole pack of grenades towards the omega which is hidden at the bottom of a water hole under the museum, he gets killed by a furious marmot. I told you it was a mischievous animal.
The grenades land on the omega, explode in his face, and he blows up miserably, causing all the aliens on the planet to collapse, stone dead.
I really like the idea of aliens always dying all at once, so it's not too complicated to manage in the plot. If Earth were invaded by humans, or worse, by telephone canvassers, we'd actually be in a lot more trouble. Luckily, aliens are nice.
In the meantime, you might say, Bill and Rita are dead, the world is saved, is everything over? No! Because Bill's body is slowly sinking into the black waters where the omega had made its nest... and pieces of the beast are clumping around him (remember: xenozonecrophilia to the end!) until...
… Bill wakes up in the helicopter that took him to General Brigham's at the beginning of the film: he's gone back in time! He has power again! When his helicopter lands in London, the city is jubilant: the alien invasion is over. According to the news, a wave of energy has been detected in Paris and all the octopuses and other marmots have collapsed like common football players in a penalty area.
Which would be very interesting if all of this wasn't supposed to happen the next day, and it was all thanks to Bill. So the omega committed suicide? Did he go back in time to die? The plot would be completely screwed up and, in fact, the whole thing would make no sense other than a happy ending that came out of nowhere?
I don't dare think about it.
No matter: victory belongs to humanity, and so Bill rushes to the base where the invasion was being prepared. In his fine major's uniform, no one bothers him when he goes to Rita's squad's quarters, and when he goes to find the beauty, he gives her his most devastating smile, telling himself that he now has all the time in the world to try to show her that not all tentacles are necessarily hostile.
But anyway: the troupe enters the Louvre after many spectacular adventures, some buy bulk sms service heroically sacrifice themselves, and in the end only Rita and Bill remain (oh my!), Rita not hesitating to give Bill a big slap in the face in the middle of a critical situation to say that yes, well, all the same, he didn't steal her kiss, and that yes, right now, they have nothing else to do. Besides, the scriptwriter must have forgotten that apart from Bill,so for Rita, today is the first time she meets our hero, and she who is super cold and professional should therefore not really sink into this kind of prim and proper with a virtual stranger, but hey, there again, eh, well, say, ho. Let's just say that all these poupoupes and this big marmot, it really excited them. But in any case, she's going to create a diversion to take the marmot and the poupoulves to a corner while Bill rushes towards the omega. Rita dies in the process, and to be honest, Bill too, since if he manages to send a whole pack of grenades towards the omega which is hidden at the bottom of a water hole under the museum, he gets killed by a furious marmot. I told you it was a mischievous animal.
The grenades land on the omega, explode in his face, and he blows up miserably, causing all the aliens on the planet to collapse, stone dead.
I really like the idea of aliens always dying all at once, so it's not too complicated to manage in the plot. If Earth were invaded by humans, or worse, by telephone canvassers, we'd actually be in a lot more trouble. Luckily, aliens are nice.
In the meantime, you might say, Bill and Rita are dead, the world is saved, is everything over? No! Because Bill's body is slowly sinking into the black waters where the omega had made its nest... and pieces of the beast are clumping around him (remember: xenozonecrophilia to the end!) until...
… Bill wakes up in the helicopter that took him to General Brigham's at the beginning of the film: he's gone back in time! He has power again! When his helicopter lands in London, the city is jubilant: the alien invasion is over. According to the news, a wave of energy has been detected in Paris and all the octopuses and other marmots have collapsed like common football players in a penalty area.
Which would be very interesting if all of this wasn't supposed to happen the next day, and it was all thanks to Bill. So the omega committed suicide? Did he go back in time to die? The plot would be completely screwed up and, in fact, the whole thing would make no sense other than a happy ending that came out of nowhere?
I don't dare think about it.
No matter: victory belongs to humanity, and so Bill rushes to the base where the invasion was being prepared. In his fine major's uniform, no one bothers him when he goes to Rita's squad's quarters, and when he goes to find the beauty, he gives her his most devastating smile, telling himself that he now has all the time in the world to try to show her that not all tentacles are necessarily hostile.