Someone in the Capitol thought

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"As I was telling you, Caesar, this blackout is caused by a train, because as everyone knows, as soon as the SNCF gets involved it... bzzz... bzzz....
- ... bzzz... bzzz...  You told me to meet me at the tree. To do nice things...
- ... bzzz... what... Katniss? Katniss, are you there? I see images of you! ... bzzz... like on Reddit but not as good!
- bzzz... The tree where weird things happen. Not nice things.... bzzz
- Katniss, can you hear me?
- bzzz... I'm a fucking clip, you idiot... bzzz...
- Katniss! Quick, Katniss! The Capitol is getting ready to bomb District 13! Hide your ass!"

So it's a bit of a surprise in District 13. Soon, radar confirms bombers are approaching, and everyone is sent to the lowest levels of the bunker for cover. After a brief, fascinating sequence of "Oh  my god! Primrose has gone to get her stupid cat and the blast doors are about to close, quickyyyy! ", Primrose is saved, the stupid cat too, and everyone can hide job function email database underground. It's a bombing spree, but District 13 doesn't respond, saying, "  They're basing it on old maps of the district, they don't know where we are exactly, let's not show our defenses."

Oh yeah, they have old maps of the district, okay.

You mean to tell me that in the meantime, you moved your giant bunker 2 kilometers by pushing it with your little arms? For my next move, I'll call you, eh?

In any case, once the alert has passed, the President wants to speak to Katniss.

"  Katniss, I thought Peeta was a traitor, like everyone else here. But his warning gave us eight more minutes to evacuate to the shelters. That way, no one was hanging around the upper corridors, which were damaged. I won't forget that. " 

What I won't forget is where Peeta knew about the bombing. it would be wise to inform him of all their battle plans and give them the day and time? A "  smart " movie, then, I remind you. No, because it shouldn't be obvious at first glance.

Meanwhile, once the bombing is over, our heroes emerge from the bunker... and discover that the entrance has been blown up by a bomb and, even stranger, that the crater is filled with white roses!

You mean to say that for guys who had "  old plans ", they still bombed the entrance right there? And then, not at random, eh: the surrounding forest is impeccable. A single bomb right on target. For people who didn't know where they were shooting, they're precise, by Jove! And the bombers also dropped the flowers right where they were supposed to be! And likewise, not one off target!

“  Jets that drop flowers? Let’s call them Florajets!
” “Bob, your chair must have slipped, I can’t see it in your mouth anymore.