The sports teacher is the local kobold

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A keen eye can sometimes catch one of them fleeing with a cup in hand ().

There's only one solution, whether it's to prevent students from bothering you in your last sanctuary, or more prosaically to prevent those jocks in jogging pants from coming to take all the coffee out of you: barricade yourself by placing a heavy object against the door, like an art teacher, for example.

You can also trick the coffee, but between you and me: there are enough sick phone number list leaves as it is, right?




Not to send salacious messages to your most curvaceous students, no, you risk   receiving  a " Kikoo " in return for a " Hello?  " from the police. No: this mysterious ritual for hundreds of thousands of students consisting of cutting out small pieces of paper to write information such as their address, their parents' profession or even their hobbies, and this for each teacher, has much more practical uses.

Indeed, far from being a tool to better understand your students (don't mess around: I told you to despise them, follow along, damn it), it's a great way to have hours of fun. So, during exams, keep the list of numbers close to you, and as soon as a toddler seems suspicious, send him a "  How are you?  " on the phone he's supposed to have put away and turned off. All you have to do is discreetly enjoy the show, instead of boring yourself by monitoring the exam, namely watching the little rascal look left and right in search of the person who could have contacted him. He will then send back with all the precautions in the world and driven by curiosity a "  T ki?"  " and then you will just have to beat up the bandit during the corrections, who when the copies are handed in, will be surprised at how you could have known that he had a phone on him, knowing that he had been careful that no one saw it.

 You'll gain some added mystery, won't you? Oh, I know, don't thank me.




Indeed, like a furious Captain Ahab, you can use this famous utensil from Japanese industry to find all your students when they lag behind or do whatever stupid thing they know how to do. Don't forget to aim for a non-vital part, such as the skull, in order to bring the child back to a state that won't arouse suspicion among their parents (even if trepanned with a 5-kilogram gas-propelled projectile, they will still think their kids are absolutely brilliant).

If you answered D, you haven't understood the game: no one has yet grasped the purpose of an academy inspector. Some claim that he once had a purpose, others that he is merely the result of a game of Kamoulox that degenerated in a genetics laboratory.