Wolverine: The Immortal's Fight (against Sleep)

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The servant threw himself to the ground, narrowly dodging the hail of missiles that slammed into the neighboring vehicle. Scrambling to his feet and leaning against the sedan, Diego watched his master peer over a battered, half-open door.

"  Good heavens, sir, how did they surround us like this?"
– I don't know, Diego. At this time of year, there are more bad movies, wilder, but whatsapp number list still. I've never seen so many. And yet, I've seen them all summer. But here: R.I.P.D. The Phantom Brigade, The Lone Ranger, Now You See Me, Crazy Joe…
– Yes, but… be careful ! 
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Diego ducked to make way for his employer, who cracked his Mauser several times to repel an assailant who backed away with a grunt.

"Damn, that one's aggressive! Which one is it?"
– World War Z, he regularly tries to come and squat that one. But I can't be everywhere, and even less where there are zombies, this is a serious blog. We'll just push him away. At most we'll say it's a movie in which the zombies are somewhere between Dr. House and Lassie and that's it. 
– But there's too much shit to spoil, sir! You have to start with one!
– So we'll do that one over there.
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Following his master's gaze, Diego frowned as he saw a bad movie some distance away.

"That one? Wolverine: The Immortal Fight? But why?"
– Because it's necessary, Diego. Do you remember the first part?
– I… I think I dream about it sometimes.
– Remember? The whole plot about a scientific team having a choice between two guinea pigs, one volunteering and one not, and choosing the second one and then spending the whole movie bored?
– It's true that it was rotten. 
– So we'll start with this one. Are you ready, Diego?
- No. "
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Alas, as he expected, his employer simply put on his usual sadistic smile and then sneered, saying:

"  Spoilers, my good ones.