Enough of this nonsense

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rosebaby3892
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Enough of this nonsense

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 Sorry? She lost them as quickly as she gained them and we'll never talk about the movie again?

Alright.

Just a second, I'll grab my bag of salted kittens. They're fun, they're like potato chips, they crunch under your teeth, and they also help calm your nerves so you don't break down in front of the movie. Salted kittens are good.

Where was I? Ah, yes.

Our heroes already decide to rest a little and spend the night enjoying the water and food they have conquered in defiance of danger. The opportunity to have a little nighttime chat session between Curtis and Gandalf, in which Curtis complains, because unlike Gandalf he has… two arms. We will understand later why (yes, again, I know, but you will see, it will be an explosion of fecal matter), even if, rest assured, it remains very stupid. Still stupidity, in the morning, the 3rd class decide to abandon the advantage of numbers and split into two groups: a small commando led by Curtis will go to the front, while the others will wait for news of the revolution by playing hopscotch.

Yes, yes.

Again, reread the reviews in the introduction to this spoiler, you'll see, it's magic.

The commando, led by Gertrude, heads for the next car... which is a greenhouse. But be careful, there are, phew, eight shrubs and a few shelves of potted plants.

And that's it: something tells me that not everyone gets their 5 daily fruits and vegetables.

No matter: the next car is... a water tunnel?! But? But come on! ! Okay, that explains where the fish people slipped on came from a few scenes earlier, but on the other hand, the attentive eye will notice that freshwater and saltwater species coexist in the same tunnel. There's probably a lobster dealing Guérande salt at the bottom. By the way, do you know what else is inside b2b email list this car? A sushi bar, yes. The opportunity for our heroes to feast on it, then. Without wondering where the rice comes from, by the way: another detail.

Come on, let's see if there are any inconsistencies in the next car: this is the butcher's cold room! Where carcasses of cattle and chickens await their turn. It's therefore easy to imagine that the next car is obviously the one where these animals live in bat…

Oh no, it's school.

The school with the cold room right behind it: it looks a bit like Belgium.
So, we can therefore deduce that classes are regularly interrupted by meat transports since someone forgot to put the breeding and storage vehicles side by side (we'll assume that the slaughterhouse is with the breeding)? Seriously: the guy who made the film, didn't he take, I don't know, 10 minutes to draw his train on a piece of paper and check that it was at least a little upright? That there was any logic? Any consistency? No: after all, even the professionals think it's great, so why make an effort?

Besides, speaking of consistency, the school car is only populated by... 8-year-old children.
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